Bina Tere Ab Na Ji Payege Hum,
Teri Parchai Ban Ke Jindgi Bitayege Hum
Dur Jane Ki Mujse Sochna B Mat,
Tere Itna Sochne Se hi Mar Jayege Hum
Relation is when someone hurts u,
u don't hurt
back Wen some1 shouts at u,
u dnt shout back
But
when someone needs u,
u always come back.
Some friends forget
Some move away
Some remain silent
Some just change
But I'm not 1 of them.
I'm here, now & 4evr 2 distrb u.
D BIGGEST LOSS IN LIFE:- Kisi ki ankh me Ansu hona-aap ki vajah se.
&
D BIGGEST ACHVEMNT IN LIFE:- Kisi ki ankho me ansu hona- aaP k liye.
Aaj Newspaper me padha ki doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!
esp..A Frnd like "U"
To aaj se BAND,
Kya Sms?
Nahi yaar!
NEWSPAPER !
JokesR:
Dekho meri ANKHO m khwab kiske h
Dekho mere DIL m tufan kiske h
Tum kehte ho mere DIL k raste s koi nhi guzra
Fir y KADMO k nishan kiske he,
JokesR:
Lamho Ke Har Pal Me Hame Paoge.
Yado Ke Zarokhe Se Muskuraoge.
Jab Bhi Karoge Hame Bhulane Ki Koshish,
Usi Lamha Mera Pyara Sa SMS Paoge.
JokesR:
Sonu- Yaar.. Ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Kyu Karti He,
Monu- Kyu Ke, Sharab Pine Ke Baad.
Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ban Jata He.
santa_bantasms:
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
Aapki Dosti hamesha is dil me rahegi,
Chahe ham aapke paas ho na ho
Manan
Ek baar santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai : Kaun? Santa : Main! Gangubai : Main kaun Santa : Tu Gangubai
Humne 1 murga pakda tokri me band kiya wo neche se nikal gya.fir pakda bnd kya.fir neche s nikl gya.gussa aya pakda kata pkaya khaya magr fir neche se nikal gya
"DOSTI" k
Network me
Zaruri h.
1_Friends ki call
2_Ek sweet sa sms
3_Rishto ki Ring Tone
4_Dosti ka Coverage
&
5_bharose ki Life Time Validity..
Gudnyt:-)
Hamesha apne lakshya par dhyan do,
Jo sahi raah ho usi ko chuno,
Jo aage hain unse aur bhi aage niklo,
Tabhi aap ek acche
RIKSHEWALi Ban paogee.
Sonu Or Monu Jhagad Rahe The
Sonu-Sale Mai Tere Kapde
Phadh K Tujhe Nanga Kar Dunga
Monu-Serious Ladai Me Romantic BaT Mat Kar mere Yaar.. GM
1st time BHOJPURI SMS:
Tu ruth jaiba ta jiyab kaise, Phatal karejwa k siyab kaise,
Tu hi ta hauva hamar sone ka surahi,Tu hi phut jaiba ta pani piyab kaise!
Zindagi Me Aise Mauke Aate Hain
Kuchh Lamhe Hasate H
Kuchh Rulate H
Kisi Bahane Hame Yaad Karte Rehna
Warna Aajkal Log Naam Tak Bhul Jate H.....
NAME-MAYAWATI
DOB-28/12/58
WT-149 Kg
Ht-4'7"
COLOR-JET BLACK
BEAUTIFUL-LIKE BUFALOW
BIRTH PLACE- CHAMARPUR
DREAM-BIWI BANUGI TO SIRF IS SMS PADHNE WALE KI..:-).
1 TU hi to h jo Dil k kareeb h,
1 TERI Dosti hi mera acha naseeb h,
Haare h HuM ab tk jindgi me,
1 TERA hona hi to meri jindgi ki jeet h.
Are Wah-2 to boliye;-)
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Yr mujhe bhi khali hi mila tha mai kya karu
Answer each in just ONE WORD
Love-
Friend-
College-
Exam-
Affair-
Life-
Success-
Marriage-
Our rela'shp-
You-
Me-
reply is must
Aapki yaad to ek anmol phool hai, Hum aapko bhul jaye ye aapki bhul hai,
Koi yaad hume n kare gila nhi,
Hum apko nhi bhulte ye hmara usool hai..
Gudnyt swtdrmz.
What is best in me?
A-
what is bad in me?
A-
What u hv saved my name in ur cell?
A-
I'm ur?
A-
I'm just like a?
A-
what u wish 4 me?
A-
Reply.
DIL se dil ki duri nahi hoti ,kash koi majburi nahi hoti, aapse abhi milne milne ki tamanna hai , lekin kahte hai na har tamanna puri nahi hoti....
Simlartis of BRA & BAR
1.Both have same alphabts
2.Both r drinkng zones
3.Both have restrictd time of openng & closng.
4.When both r opend men go crazy..!
Strong bonding doesnt need sms or calls,
as long as respect lives in heart,
true friendship never departs
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Bakwaas hai sab.
Roz 1 msg aa jaana chahiye. Samjhe?
Ranjhe nu heer da"sms" ni aaya,
Ranjhe ne 3 din khanä ni khaya,
Ranjha maran wala hai HEER de pyàär wich,
HEER bethi hai "sms"free hon de intezar wich.
Gm
LOVE9x:
Lekar Dil Vaapas Kiya Nhi Jata Yu Naazuk Dil Ko Jakham Diya Nahi Jata Sach Much Ye Duniya Zalim Hai SmS FREE Hai Fir Bhi Aapse Kiya nai jata
: Ladka bola
"Dilruba"
Ladki boli
"Pizza khila"
Vo bola
"Paise nhi"
Vo Boli
"Aise nhi"
Vo bola
"Mehngayi hai"
Ladki boli
"Aaj se TU Mera BHAI Hai"
Hehehe:-);-D
Wo rhishta kya jise nibhana pade, wo pyar kya jise jatana pade, dosti to ek khamosh ehsaas hai aur wo ehsaas kya jise lafzo me samjhana pade..
Eyes speaks more wen a heart starts listenin 2 sum1silently.....N lyf seems more beautiful wen sum1 starts readin ur eyes silently......!
Gudevng nd nice msg:-)
Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart.I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u already have a Sweet Heart..
Udas na ho kyonki main sath hun,samne na sahi par aas pass hun,palko koband karke dil se yaad kijiye,Main aur koi nahi "DOSTI"ka "EHSAAS" hun...:-)
1 Rahen Chullu,
1 Rahen Bhullu,
Or 1 Rahen ULLU,
Chullu 11vi Me Padhat Rahe?,
Bhullu 12vi Me Padhat Rahe?,
Or ULLU
"SMS" Padhat Rahe...!!!
A B C D TO SABHI KO ATI HOGI.
AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI
A-Aristocrate
B-Bagpiper
C-Contessa
D-Director special
E-Eight Pm
F-Fun drop
G-God
Tum jan mango to jan denge. Tum dil mango to dil bhi denge. Tum jigar mango to hum vo bhi de denge b'coz in sub ki dvd mere pas hai :-D:-D
Teacher:1+1=3 karna ho to?
Stud: simple sirf dono ki sadi karwa do.
Teacher: aur agar 1 +1=11 karna ho to.
Stud: to dono ka NIKAAH karwa do.
NEW ADD OF FAIR & LOVELY
MAA: NAALAYAK, KAHA THI ITNI RAAT TAK?
BETI: BOYFRND K SAATH
MAA: KAR AAYI NA MUHKALA?
BETI: TO KYA HUA MAA,
FAIR & LOVELY HAI NA.
Wen words r not enough to express your feelings..
U think u r in love..
Na munna na..
U just NEED 2 join ENGLISH SPEAKING CLASSES.
DUNIYA ME HUMKO TUM SABSE AZEEZ HO, KEHTE HAI LOG TUM HUMARA NASEEB HO,
PATA NHI AISI KYA BAAT HAI TUM ME,
REHTE HO DUR PER DIL KE KAREEB HO..
AJAB HAAL HAI MERE DIL KI KHUSHI KA,
HUA KAMAL MUJHPE JAB SE KISI KA.
MOHABBAT MERI YE DUA MANGTI HAI,
TERE SATH TAI HO SAFAR ZINDAGI KA.
MERA DIL NA TODO ZARA ITNA SOCHO,
MUNASIB NAHI TODNA DIL KISI KA.
TUMHE AB TARAS MUJHPE AAYA TO KYA HAI,
BHAROSHA NAHI AB KOI ZINDAGI KA.
ABHI AAP WAAKIF NAHI PYAR SE,
NA IZHAR FARMAIYE PYAR KA.
NA AANA ÂÑKÍT UNKI BATON ME HARGIZ,
NAHI HAI JAHAN ME BHAROSA KISI KA...
Aapko dil se juda hum hone nhi denge,
Aapko nind bi aye to hum sone nhi denge,
Aapki muskan hume itni pyari he ki agar hum mar bi jaye to Aapko rone nhi denge..janu special apke liye hai.
Do u know diffrence b/w COFFEE SHOP & WINE SHOP ?
....
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Simple !!
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COFFEE SHOP is Starting Point of LOVE
&
WINE SHOP is Ending Point of LOVE...!
REPLY IS MUST -
In life, if we are ever seprated or we loose contact..
What will b the 1st thing Jo meri yaad dilaegi, saalon baad..?
DO reply very honestly..
Ladkewale: Ladki ka naam kya he?
Ladkiwale: hamari pyari apki pyari sabki pyari RAMPYARI.
Ladkiwale: ladke ka naam?
ladkewale: hamara gu apka gu sabka gu JAGGU.
Just 16 days
wait.
relax.
cool
Take it easy
ADVANCE WISHES
ONLY 4 U
"HAPPY NEW YEAR-2010"
I'M THE FIRST
TO WISH "U"
God bless u.
LOVE-CAKE RECIPE
Spread legs
Squeeze &
massage milk pots
Check wid midfinger
Add banana
Work in&out til
well creamed
CAKE gets ready
as d BANANA gets SOFT
Twinkle-twinkle little star, U r moon i m star. Night comes 4 sleeping yaar, Take a pillow nd so jao yaar.GUD NYT & SWEET DREAM
Arz kiya hai...
"Kanjusi K Saare Record Tod Dete Ho,
Bhikari Ka B Rukh Mod Dete Ho,
Mahaan Hai Aap Ki Kanjusi
Jo Toilet K Lote Me Bhi Paani Chhod Dete Ho.."
Jis din aap zamin par aaye,us din aasman khub roya hoga,aakhir uske aansu thamte bhi kaise,usne mere liye apna sabse pyara sitara jo khoya hoga.
Gud nyt & swt drms bhaiya aapse kch puchte kbhi to rep kr diya kariye
"Once again ur msg tone wil ring & U look at ur cute phone... Expectin a msg from som1 special but so sad its juz dis old stupid frnd again..."
Judai har pal yuhi mahsus na hoti,kash wo itni mazbur na hoti,waqt bana deta hai insan ko bewafa,warna DOSTI aur MOHABBAT itni mashur na hoti.
V think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other,
Bt v alwyz forget dat d one wid whom v r CLOSE is d one wid whom v r very OPEN.
Gud mrng & hv a nice day
santa_bantasms:
Love Start From Eyes
Grow With Heart
End With Tears
But
Friendship Start With Smile..
Grow With Understanding
& End With Death.......
santa_bantasms:
History Teacher-
Mughal Ne Kab
Tak Raj Kiya?
?
?
Smart Santa-
Page Number 16
Se 23 Tak!!
Sender-
Manan 09016182714
*smsgupshup.com*
Mehek kingfisher ki kam nahi hoti,
peene se zindagi khatam nahi hoti,
sath botal k agar ho goldflack cigarate to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
College girl at fee counter- Sir! Pehle Meri le lo,
Sir-2 min ruko aaram se le lunga,
Girl-Arey jaldi le lo fir nahi de paungi mera period shuru hone wala hai.
Apki Hasi Badi Pyari Lagti Hai
Aapki Har Khushi Hume Hamari Lagti Hai
Kabhi Dur Na Karna Khudse Hume
Jaan Se Bhi Pyari Aapki Yari Lagti hai...!!
Good night..:-)
Ae chand taron jara inko 1 laat maro,bister se inko niche utaro.Karo inke saath fight,kyoki ye so gaya hai bina bole Good Night.
Getting a FrnD is lyk sunrise happens daily,
Getting a True frnD is lyk rains occurs yearly,
But geting a FrnD lyk U is like tsunami...,
it happens vry rarely . I hope ab aap phr kbhi aisa nhi karenge kyun
Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar
Nach Raha Tha.
Banta- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- Oye! Dikhta nahi
"BREAK DANCE" kar raha hu.
Kisiki Umid Me Aise Khoye The
Palko SePata Chala rat bhar Roye the
Dhimi si AhatSe Karib aana chaha
Jane Q aisa laga ap Hame yaad karte-2 soye the.
Koi Ek Din Select Kare
1.Sunday
2.Monday
3.Tuesday
4.Wednesday
5.Thursday
6.Friday
7.Saturday
Aur..
Aur
Aur
Aur Uss Din Atleast Naha Lia Kare.plz
1Rupee 1Lakh nhi Hota,Mgar fir B,
1Rupee Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo B Lakh nhi Rhta,
Hm Ap K Lakhon Doston Me Bus Wohi 1Rupee hai. Sambhal k rakhna hme.
Gudnyt:-)
Suna hai ki apka dimag chalta bahut hai...Qstion:kisi indian ladki ka naam batao jisme a,e,i,o,u,na ho?its challange!
Pappu ki papa se ho gai Ladayi,
papa ne Pappu ki khub ki Pitayi,
Gusse se Pappu ka khoula Khoon,
or papa ki Photo Kabristan me latka kar likh diya 'COMING SOON'
.@@, , @@.
@ @ @@.
.@ "@,,@"
Pas Dis HRT 2 All ur FRNDS & Also 2 ME
If 3 Come Back u'll marry ur loved 1
Coz 2dy is
"SWEET HEART DAY''
Agar koi ladki aapko BHAI kahe to ghabrana mat kyuki BHAI boLe to. . . .
B:BEST
H:HUSBAND
A:AVAILABLE
I:IN INDIA...
send to all BHAI log.
Sawal apke liye"MUJHSE DOSTI KYUN KI?"Apka jawab film ka naam pe hona chahiye. Sbko bhejo aur dekho kya-kya jawab ate hai.
Bt 1st rply me.
U r so"VICHITRA"
I can't draw ur"CHITRA"
But I like ur
"CHARITRA"
Ur heart is so"PAVITRA"That is why u r my
"MITRA"
Samjhe vichitra charitra wale pavitra mitra.
QATIL: Try Karna Umr qaid Ho, fansi na ho.
Sardar Lawyer: Dont Wory
Aftr Court
QATIL:Kya hua?
Sardar:Boht Mushkl Se Umr qaid mili court to riha kr ri thi.:-)
JokesR:
Santa Ko Ek Party me Plate Nai Mili
To Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne Laga
Banta-Ye Kya
Santa-Dag To Chala Jayega
But Ye Waqt Phir Nai Ayega..
*smsgupshup.com*
Behte ashko ki zubaan nahi hoti lafzo mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti mile jo koi pyar karnewala to kadar karna,kismat harkisi par maherban nahi hoti.
santa_bantasms:
A L O N E
A:All d time I think of u
L: Lonely am without u
O: On my mind its only u
E: Every day I miss U
Agar Aap Janna Chahte H Pyar Ki Gahrai To Likhe LOVE Apna Name Apne Partner Ka Name Or Bhej Dijie= Apne PAPA K No. Pe=
Wo Batayenge Pyar Ki Gahrai..:-)
1 Ladka Apne Papa ki mariage video dkhte hue-Papa Mjhe B Apni Shadi Pe item girls Nachani Hai Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarah.Papa:Kutte ki aulad yeTERI Buaa log hai..:-)
Agar Aap 1 Redio Jockey Hote To Mere Liye Kaun Sa Gana Play Karte..? nd It To All Ur Frnds & See Wat Song They Play 4 U! u Rply Me First.i m waitng.
Plz rply.
Suhagrat ko Dulhe ne Dulhan ki ankho ko chuma.
Dulhan -Yekya?
Dulha-Ankh Zindagi ki kitab hai.
Dulhan-Niche Library m aag lagi hai aur tu kitaab padh raha hai!
Pathan Fucking a girl..
Pathan: Humko AIDS Hai.!
Girl: Oh Mar Gai.
P: Oye Hum Mazak Karta, Hum To Sirf Tumhara
Gand Tight Karna Chahta Tha.!
1 Ladki ka rape ho raha tha.
Gunda-Kaha hai tera yaar,
Dam hai to bula.
Ladki-Please,
Tum ruko mat...
Maza aa raha hai......
Uss Gandu ko sms padhne do.
When a msg is sent from a distance. . . . U cannot c the face, U cannot c the smiles, BUT U sense the care that truly comes from the HEART!
Zindgi ki raho p jb aage nikal jaoge,sath 1 hmsaya tm hrdam paoge,yha vha dhundoge to tanhai hogi,agr mehsus kroge to hmko paoge..
Mera msg hmi ko wah.gudnyt:-)
Khushi se zindagi jiya karo, hanskar sabse mila karo, pyar se dilon ko chhua karo, aur jahan tumhe kuchh kami lage, iss dost ko yaad kiya karo.
Khamoshiyo me ek ada itni pyari lagi, tumhari dosti hame nyari lagi, ye na tute kabhi dua hai, kyonki yahi duniya me hame hamari lagi..
Girl - I am like a radio, my left nipple is volume & right is tunner.
Boy turns both there is no sound.
Girls says stupid niche plug kya tere bap lagayega..
Milna Bichadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai
Kahi Nafrat Kahi Dilo Ka Mel Hai
Bik Jata Hai Har Rishta Duniya Me
Sirf Pyar Yaha "NOT FOR SALE" Hai..
Gud mrng :-);-)
Vadiyon se suraj nikal aya hai,fijaon me bhi nya rang chaya hai,are aap humari yaadon me khoye ho to hamara bhi sms apako goodmorning kehane aya hai.
" The Caliber of Person is not how Well he Prepares for Everything to go Right, But how he Stands up & Moves on after Everything has gone Wrong. " Gud mrng bhaiya aaj badi jaldi uth gaye wht happen
7 wonders in my world.
7th
You
6th
Ur style
5th
Ur smile
4th
Ur personelity
3rd
Ur nature
2nd
Ur "sms"
A
N
D
1st
Our Friendship.....
Gu ngt.
10 msg 4 u, 1 Hi,2 Hello,3 I miss u,4 How r u,5 Hope u r fine,6 Keep smiling,7 Take care,8 God bless u,9 Be happy,10 Good nit
1 msg ki kimat tum kya jano kanjus babu, Balance ka ashirwad hota hai-1 msg, Dosto k liye khas hota hai-1msg, Aur ek khaali inbox ka khwab hota hai-1msg.
Gudmrg
1 bar jaan mang kar dekho,1 bar yaad karke to dekho,Bas 1 bar pukar kar to Dekho!!Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,HUM aram kar rahe hain... :-)
Have a nice day:-D
A lov story:
A pig fell in luv wid a hen.
1 day they kissed each other.next day d pig died of bird flu & bird died of swine flu."AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI."
A true love story -
1andhi ldki thi jise sbne thukraya, staya.Sivay uske dost k.Vo use bhut chata tha.Ladki roz kehti agr me tumhe dekh skti to tumhi s shadi krti.Ek din us ladki ko kisi ne aakhen donate ki.Jab ldki ne dost ko dekha to vo andha tha.To ladke ne usse pucha kya tm ab mujhse shadi karogi? Ldki ne inkar kr diya. Ladka kuch n bola or usko 1 letr dekr hmesa k liye chla gya.Usme likha tha PLZ TAKE CARE OF MY EYES. u ki filing kya hai is mater pe
ek sardar ko ek machhar paresanKar raha tha .tang aakar wo bed k niche so gya.tabhi waha ek jugnu aagya. Sardar bola kamina ab Torch lekar dhudh raha Hai.
closeup ke add me dant dikhaye jate hai, shampu ke add me baal dikhaye jate hai, creem ke add me face, to fir whisper ke add me dhokha kyon? jago grahak jago:
Biwi ko Thppad marne k baad pati bola-Admi use hi marta hai jise wo pyar krta hai. Biwi ne b 2 Kheech k mare or boli-aap kya smjhte ho,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
Lady Doctor- Tum roz subag clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?Banta- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai- Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Husband ne at 1st night. Opened the ghungat gave Rs.500 Munh dikhai. Wife said, tum mere husband ho is liye le leti hoo. Warna main 2000 se kam nahi leti.
"Always Try to Spend few seconds for Your Friends Even You Are Busy.
Bcoz
One Day You Can Get Free Time But Not Your Friends Back"
TRUE BOSS
Jee kare aapke Pass aaon
aapke pass aa k Ruk jaoon
na baithoon na bolu
bas aapki Ankh me
Santre ka Chika Nichood k bhag jayu
Ha ha ha
(Æmi£ $mær£y)
Arz h.
Kitabo k panno ko palat k sochta hu,Yu palat jye meri zindgi to kya baat h..
Khwabo me roz milte h jo,Aaj hakiqat me aye to kya baat h.
Kuch matlab k liye dhundte h mujhe,Bin matlab koi aye to kya baat h.
Katl krke to sab le jyenge dil mera,Koi bato se le jye to kya baat h.
Jo sharifo ki sharafat me baat na ho,Ek sharabi keh jye to kya baat h..
Apne jinda rhne tk to khushi dunga sbko,kisi ko meri maut khushi de jye to kya baat h..
Gudnyt take care.
BETA-MAA JALDI KHI CHUP JAO.
MAA-KYO?
BETA-AAJ PAPA NE MUJHE CIGRATE PITE HUE DEKH LIYA.
MAA-TO mai KYO CHIPU.
BETA-PAPA NE KHA GHAR CHAL TERI MAA CHODTA HU.
A cute frndship poem 4 u: monsoon rain or summer heat..u r the reason why i breathe....tell me frnd what is sweet..is that 'u' or ur heart that beats.. @...@:-)
Frienship is..When u have a huge fight,deciding 2 break all relations,But den u decide 2 put aside ur egos,hug each other n say"abe o nautanki I Need u .":-);-D
Man- Sir, my wife is missing. Postman- Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man- Kya karu..? Kahan jau..?
Khushi k maare kuch samajh me nahi aa raha.
JOKESB:
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
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santa_bantasms:
COINS always Make Sound.
But
CURRENCY Notes
r Always Silent.
So when Ur Value Increases,
Keep Urself CALM & SILENT.
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santa_bantasms:
Pyar milta he yaha kismat se
har kisi ki kismat me wafa nahi hoti
Jin dilon me muhabbat rehti he
Waha nafrato ki jaga nahi hoti..
KHUDA ne sapne me kaha"Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kr apne nasib ki yu azmaish na kr, jo tera hai tere dr pr khud aayega, roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar.
Beti ka 2nd time RAPE huva to MAA boli-
Maine tumse kaha tha na ki aage se dhyan rakhna?
Beti- Maine aage dhyan diya Maa, Madarchod ne Piche se daal diya...
Pledge of college boys:India is my nation,grls r my destination, dating is my occupation,Setting is my proffesion,In btwn wat d hell is dis Education..
Gudnyt:)
Girl frend is beauty & wife is duty
GF is lovely & WF is pagli
GF is wiski & WF is risky
GF is rani & WF is paresani
GF is mango frooti & WF is kismat footy.
Dil k aashiyane hum nahi sajate,
Ishq k nagme hum nahi gate, hmari 1 pasand se na TOOT jaye hazaro DIL,
tabhi to hum koi :
? BOY FRIEND ?
:nai banate
Ek ladki thi deewani c,mobile le k ghumti thi,nazre jukake,sharmake, mobile me kuch karti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujse puchha karti thi,YEH CHALU KAISE HOTA HAI.
Boyfriend Na Hone Ke 6 Fayde:
1 Time ki bacht
2 Acchi Nind
3 koi Chatu Call Nahi.
4 Koi chinta Nahi
5 No Boring Sms
6 Koi safai nahi.
Law ofFRNDSHIP Says dat "IfU needAnything i'llb there 4 U" Where as my Law of FRNDSHIP Says dat: U'll never needanything if i m there.
A Really Funny Question-
Fill up the blanks...
1) Ur ful name _____.
2) % in 10th ____%.
3) Gender _____.
Now read 'only' the answers.
I miss u in bed,I feel lonely widout u at ngt,I feel warm when u r with me ,I can't sleep widout u.where r u?"O meri JAAN, Kab aayega tu...
A khuda mujhpe ek ehsaan karde,unke dil ke pure sare armaan karde,unki hasi ke liye agar kisi ki zindgi chaiye to der na kar mujhey abhi bejan karde.
Dil me basi hai dosti teri,
Aankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab bhi aati haiyaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain..
""TOM&JERRY""
Nigaho Me Tasvir Unki Hai
Hoton Pe Unka
Naam Hai
Har Sanso Me Unka Ehsas
Hai
Itni Chaht Hai
Unke Liye
Fir B Wo Humari Chahat se Anjan Hai.
AINA Kuch Nahi Nazar Ka DHOKA He
Nazar Wahi Aata He Jo Dil Me Hota He
Aaina Aur Dil Ka Ek Hi Fasana He
Anjam Dono Ka Tutkar Bikhar Jana Hai
I m leaving India in 2-3 days.
Actualy Katrina is pregnant & media is suspcting Me 4 it.
Tum b nikal lo
MAYAVATI bhi pregnant ho gai hai..
